KAP-CHIK-GUY HASH OPINION
Submitted by Pumpkin Eater on 27 July, 2004 - 16:16.
Dear HASHERS,
It is so nice to here from you NO OPINION AT ALL about LIVE HASH at Kapchagai that Trinity's Bitch and me have set on Sunday.
I do not want you to remind me about how drunk and happy I was
, how I dared to swimm being dead drunk
, how I tried to seduce poor Ainash
, or bury poor drunk fellow aka Third Leg in the sand
, or what a terrible sun-burn you have gotten after our HASH.
Have not you gotten any opinion to share with other fellow HASHERs that missed our Kapchagai HASH? 
Have not you gotten any wish to say to HASHERs that were around you that day? 
Share your opinions with us and you will see how big our HASH love is... ooops 
Come on lazy bastards!!! Write something!!! 
Cordially,
Pumpkin Eater

Good job, guys!
I must admit it was a great hash in all terms. Trail was superb, I wish I could swim to perform last shortcut through water. I must say I have no sun-burn at all because I was wise enough to leave my swimming costume at home. I also have discovered that Kapchagay water doesn't look that dirty as it is in fact, which makes me want to go there again someday. Would like to express my respect to hares for the trail and organization of the event and personally to Pumpkin Eater and his gorgeous partner for a wonderful water spectacular:)
I think hashers who didn't join us on sunday will regret about it for the rest of their lives. It was really good!
Thanks to MC Black Socks for showing up on Sunday, providing a ball and sending me an SMS with birthday greetings which I didn't expect at all.
And special thanks to FRB who found time and joined us at last.
Impressions
Well, my fellow hashers, sometimes Pumpkin Eater’s delusions of grandeur can result in something really entertaining and creative.
At the end of the day my impression of the past Kapchagai run is more then favorable.
Everything ran unexpectedly smooth - car ride there and back was short and pleasant; water was clean; run/walk was nice and espectecularrr (never mind the angry babushkas protecting someone’s private property)
For negative moments I can mark everybody’s trend to “otshivatsya” (aka to peel from other hashers). And I’ll certainly give some names – FRB and virgins and Trinity with her Bitch
Also our dearest Grandmaster knows that hash is a family where no one can be left behind or forgotten. And it was proved by his courageous attempt to save PE from drowning.
Special thanks to MC Black Socks for finding time and joining us as well as for brining really tasty food.
As a conclusion allow me to thank Mr. Pumpkin Eater on behalf of other hashers for the great time we all had on Sunday at Kapchagai!
P.S. I don’t know what was meant by “trying 2 seduce” but it was a good try

Now being a decent man u have to marry her
regards,
MMC